MasterFunk Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'm at kfc, alone. I'm waiting to meet someone and they're not gonna be there for another 45 minutes to an hour. I get some crispy chicken meal, or something, and sit beside this goth chick. She was alone, so was I. (what the fuck was a goth doing, alone in kfc? I don't care.) she mostly ignores me, until they call me when the food is done, I sit down with my crispy chicken thing and the goth looks at me and says "Is your crispy chicken as crisp as dead leaves swaying from the gallows of skeletal wooden claws hewn from their withered arms by jagged-fanged steel?" I'm like " nah, but it's pretty damn crunchy" and she says " I accept." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walnut Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 XFD Story of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterFunk Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Shutup, walnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walnut Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 no u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawsh Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 lol last night I went through the DQ drive-thru and the guy wouldn't accept my order until I rapped it to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gm112 Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 HEY HAWTHRONE LUKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crim Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 what the crim was that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Willow Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Good question Crim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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