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So im at kfc


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I'm at kfc, alone. I'm waiting to meet someone and they're not gonna be there for another 45 minutes to an hour.

I get some crispy chicken meal, or something, and sit beside this goth chick. She was alone, so was I. (what the fuck was a goth doing, alone in kfc? I don't care.)

she mostly ignores me, until they call me when the food is done, I sit down with my crispy chicken thing and the goth looks at me and says

"Is your crispy chicken as crisp as dead leaves swaying from the gallows of skeletal wooden claws hewn from their withered arms by jagged-fanged steel?"

I'm like " nah, but it's pretty damn crunchy" and she says " I accept."

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