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[18:23] <~Walnut> XD
[18:23] <+Jeannee> wow
[18:23] <+Jeannee> Someone really wants chris,.
[18:23] <~Walnut> How many invites was that
[18:23] <@gm112> Yeah, you
[18:23] <~Walnut> 5000?
[18:23] <+Jeannee> I'm good.
[18:23] <~Walnut> A MILLION!?
[18:23] <~Walnut> ?!?
[18:23] * gm112 changes topic to '7,12-=- 11,12GAMERS 7,12-=- 11,12KINGS 7,12-=- 11,12https://forum.gd-u.com/7,12 -=- 11,12Jeannee wants to date you Chris7,12 -=- 11,12<metallica48423> KFC would make billions 7,12 -=- 11,12https://www.wiiking2.com/ 7,12-=- 11,12DEVELOPERS 7,12-=-'
[18:23] <@antidote> it's OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[18:23] <+Jeannee> Jon
[18:23] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:23] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:23] <@gm112> /invite cppchriscpp #gdu
[18:23] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:23] <+Jeannee> change that please.
[18:24] <+Jeannee> ugh.
[18:25] <@antidote> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7400391680/hE9DAB195/ <- i would pay money for that
[18:25] * Walnut changes topic to '7,12-=- 11,12GAMERS 7,12-=- 11,12KINGS 7,12-=- 11,12https://forum.gd-u.com/7,12 -=- 11,12Jeannee wants to date you Chris. twice.7,12 -=- 11,12<metallica48423> KFC would make billions 7,12 -=- 11,12https://www.wiiking2.com/ 7,12-=- 11,12DEVELOPERS 7,12-=-'
[18:25] <+Jeannee> WHY.
 

 

 

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[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))

[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <@antidote> ;O
[18:25] <+Jeannee> I HAVE DATED HIM ALREADY ONCE.
[18:25] <~Walnut> AHAHAHA SERIOUSLY?
[18:25] <+Jeannee> Yes.
[18:25] <@antidote> +big cppchriscpp
[18:25] <cpbot>                                                          
[18:26] <cpbot>                                  
[18:26] <cpbot>                                                        
[18:26] <cpbot>                                      
[18:26] <cpbot>                                            
[18:26] <cpbot> antidote made me do it!

[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.

[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> HAHAHA
[18:33] <~Walnut> Does he take msg?
[18:33] <@gm112> m
[18:33] <@gm112> <cppchriscpp> can I help you?
[18:33] <@gm112> yes
[18:33] <@gm112> MSG HIM
[18:33] <@gm112> GOGOOGOGO
[18:33] <+Jeannee> yes
[18:33] <~Walnut> -> *cppchriscpp* -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] * cppchriscpp (admin@cpprograms.net) has joined #gdu
[18:33] <NagBot> cppchriscpp, welcome to your doom AKA #gdu
[18:33] <~Walnut> hi
[18:34] <cppchriscpp> what the FUCK do you want
[18:34] <~Walnut> Check the topic please
[18:34] <cppchriscpp> Err...
[18:34] <cppchriscpp> 99% sure she's taken
[18:34] <~Walnut> That is all
[18:34] <+Jeannee> Omg.
[18:34] * Walnut changes topic to '7,12-=- 11,12GAMERS 7,12-=- 11,12KINGS 7,12-=- 11,12https://forum.gd-u.com/7,12 -=- 11,12I am truly sorry for your lots7,12 -=- 11,12<metallica48423> KFC would make billions 7,12 -=- 11,12https://www.wiiking2.com/ 7,12-=- 11,12DEVELOPERS 7,12-=-'
[18:34] <+Jeannee> I fucking hate you two.
[18:34] <~Walnut>  :)
[18:34] <@gm112>  :))))))))))))))
[18:34] * Walnut sets mode: +v cppchriscpp
[18:34] <@gm112> cppchriscpp would you date vash pls
[18:35] * +Jeannee (Jeannee@kbf-D83DCB4B.eastlink.ca) has left #gdu
[18:35] <~Walnut> HAHA OH FUCK
[18:35] <@gm112> holy shit I'm wheezing
[18:35] <@gm112> I can't laugh anymore
[18:35] <+Rafa> ...okay, so I guess this turned into RMC
[18:35] <+cppchriscpp> Oh also I don't block invites
[18:36] <+cppchriscpp> I just wasn't here

 

 

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[01:02] <@yaldak> yo

[01:02] <@yaldak> fuck this shit i'm going DMZ
[01:02] * AquaBot sets mode: -q Walnut
[01:02] <@Walnut> HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[01:02] <@yaldak> i just wanna play now
[01:03] <+FISSURE> No, don't go to north korea
[01:03] <+metallica48423> XD
[01:03] <@gm112> LOL
[01:03] * AquaBot sets mode: -o Walnut
[01:03] <+FISSURE> thats never the answer

 

 

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(02:17:19 PM) Jonathan Basniak: LOL WALLY

(02:17:22 PM) Jonathan Basniak: LUKE IS LIKE A PENGUIN

(02:17:28 PM) walnut100: YA

 

 

 

(02:24:32 PM) walnut100:

(02:24:45 PM) Jonathan Basniak:

(02:25:03 PM) Jonathan Basniak: That

(02:25:05 PM) Jonathan Basniak: ....

(02:25:08 PM) Jonathan Basniak: that is rafa

(02:25:12 PM) walnut100: RAFA RAFA RAFA

 

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(09:35:13 AM) Luke Hawthorne: do subaru legacy's exist over there?

(09:46:52 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Yes they do

(09:50:00 AM) Luke Hawthorne:   http://www.performancecar.co.nz/articles/subaru-legacy-rsk-b4-buyers-guide-150  

(09:50:09 AM) Luke Hawthorne: thinking of getting one of these when I can

(09:50:18 AM) Jonathan Basniak: From over here? XD

(09:50:27 AM) Luke Hawthorne: that would just be insane lol

(09:50:57 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Well..

(09:50:59 AM) Jonathan Basniak: are you insane?

(09:51:05 AM) Luke Hawthorne:   http://www.carsensor.net/usedcar/detail/CU1881588548/index.html?TRCD=100001  

(09:51:08 AM) Luke Hawthorne: not that insane lol

(10:03:38 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Are you going to go into racing? XD

(10:04:48 AM) Luke Hawthorne: maybe >: D

(10:04:53 AM) Luke Hawthorne: that would be fun though

(10:04:57 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Initial D clearly has influenced your brain

(10:04:59 AM) Luke Hawthorne: I love go kart racing lol

(10:05:02 AM) Jonathan Basniak: same here lol

(10:05:05 AM) Luke Hawthorne: not had the chance to do it much though

(10:05:09 AM) Jonathan Basniak: that would be fun, to take a car out to the drag race track

(10:05:11 AM) Jonathan Basniak: or even karting

(10:05:12 AM) Luke Hawthorne: it clearly has

(10:05:21 AM) Jonathan Basniak: I've been meaning to check out Initial D

(10:05:24 AM) Luke Hawthorne: drag race? that'd be boring as fuck lol

(10:05:28 AM) Jonathan Basniak: ya rite

(10:05:35 AM) Jonathan Basniak: What's your idea of a drag race?

(10:05:41 AM) Luke Hawthorne: you americans with your fear of corners

(10:05:54 AM) Jonathan Basniak: hahahahahahaaha

(10:05:58 AM) Jonathan Basniak: yeah ok

(10:06:07 AM) Luke Hawthorne: nascar blablabla

(10:06:10 AM) Luke Hawthorne: lol

(10:06:10 AM) Jonathan Basniak: fuck nascar

(10:06:14 AM) Luke Hawthorne: haha

(10:06:20 AM) Jonathan Basniak: That's for red neck hillbillies

(10:06:23 AM) Jonathan Basniak: aka stereotypical americans

(10:06:36 AM) Jonathan Basniak: who beat their wives.

(10:06:41 AM) Luke Hawthorne: :-(

(10:06:51 AM) Jonathan Basniak: XD

(10:06:54 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Your reaction

(10:06:55 AM) Jonathan Basniak: hahahaha

(10:07:05 AM) Jonathan Basniak: ":("

(10:07:07 AM) Jonathan Basniak: XD

(10:07:27 AM) Jonathan Basniak: who seriously programmed you

(10:07:32 AM) Jonathan Basniak: I want to find out

(10:07:40 AM) Luke Hawthorne: me

(10:11:28 AM) Jonathan Basniak: XD

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(10:43:48 AM) Luke Hawthorne: orly
(10:43:52 AM) Jonathan Basniak: ahahahaha
(10:43:56 AM) Jonathan Basniak: I can't have this conversation with you
(10:43:58 AM) Jonathan Basniak: you get all asian on me
(10:44:05 AM) Luke Hawthorne: lol
(10:44:17 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Lmfao that's going in the quotes thread
(10:44:18 AM) Jonathan Basniak: XFD
Luke Hawthorne is typing...

 

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  • 3 weeks later...

This is not #GDU but it's worth saving for future reading because it's HILARIOUS. Names redacted for everyone's sanity

 

Convo 1 (Me and Human #1)

(8:05:25 PM) Human #1: So I went condom shopping for the first time in my life today
(8:05:28 PM) Human #1: XFD.
(8:06:32 PM) Walnut: lmbo
(8:06:42 PM) Walnut: You banged her without condoms?
(8:06:48 PM) Walnut: tricky business there
(8:06:55 PM) Human #1: yeah well, yeah.
(8:07:20 PM) Human #1: No longer doing that
(8:07:35 PM) Walnut: Good plan :P
(8:08:23 PM) Walnut: oh man I wonder what Human #2 has to say about this
(8:08:29 PM) Human #1: wat
(8:08:38 PM) Walnut: (8:08:34 PM) Walnut: Human #2 what is your opinion on condom shopping
(8:08:40 PM) Walnut: LET'S FIND OUT
(8:08:58 PM) Walnut: I hope he's at work :)))

 

Convo #2: (Me and Human #2)

(8:08:34 PM) Walnut: Human #2 what is your opinion on condom shopping

(8:10:48 PM) Walnut: <Link to Live Discussion of Abortion Laws in North Carolina>
(8:10:54 PM) Walnut: They are debating abortion in North Carolina right now
(7/3/2013 12:17:51 AM) Human #2: So
(12:17:58 AM) Human #2: i had a string of odd messages from you and Human #1
(12:18:30 AM) Human #2: and then out of no where.. <P-Man> logged on, flooded my window with wanting to ass fuck and i replied and said i wanted ribbed condoms for assfucking and he immediately logged off.
(12:18:37 AM) Human #2: all this time, were you <p-man>? >.>;
(12:18:55 AM) Walnut: XFD
(12:19:00 AM) Walnut: That is amazing
(12:19:02 AM) Walnut: But no
(12:20:31 AM) Human #2: seriously
(12:20:37 AM) Human #2: it's the first time i've heard from him in...
(12:20:39 AM) Human #2: like five years?
(12:20:42 AM) Walnut: That's crazy
(12:20:58 AM) Human #2: all he says is "I want your dick in my ass, i'm creamy and wet" over and over
(12:21:03 AM) Human #2: so I finally reply (i am in a meeting)
(12:21:11 AM) Human #2: and I said exactly what i told you about ribbed condoms
(12:21:16 AM) Human #2: and boom he logs the fuck off.
(12:21:27 AM) Walnut: LMAO
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