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"You go your way I;ll go mine. You are you and I am I. And if in the end we end up together, it's beautiful" - Boy Meets World

 

My first batch o' quotes lol

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[18:23] <~Walnut> XD
[18:23] <+Jeannee> wow
[18:23] <+Jeannee> Someone really wants chris,.
[18:23] <~Walnut> How many invites was that
[18:23] <@gm112> Yeah, you
[18:23] <~Walnut> 5000?
[18:23] <+Jeannee> I'm good.
[18:23] <~Walnut> A MILLION!?
[18:23] <~Walnut> ?!?
[18:23] * gm112 changes topic to '7,12-=- 11,12GAMERS 7,12-=- 11,12KINGS 7,12-=- 11,12https://forum.gd-u.com/7,12 -=- 11,12Jeannee wants to date you Chris7,12 -=- 11,12<metallica48423> KFC would make billions 7,12 -=- 11,12https://www.wiiking2.com/ 7,12-=- 11,12DEVELOPERS 7,12-=-'
[18:23] <@antidote> it's OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[18:23] <+Jeannee> Jon
[18:23] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:23] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:23] <@gm112> /invite cppchriscpp #gdu
[18:23] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:23] <+Jeannee> change that please.
[18:24] <+Jeannee> ugh.
[18:25] <@antidote> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7400391680/hE9DAB195/ <- i would pay money for that
[18:25] * Walnut changes topic to '7,12-=- 11,12GAMERS 7,12-=- 11,12KINGS 7,12-=- 11,12https://forum.gd-u.com/7,12 -=- 11,12Jeannee wants to date you Chris. twice.7,12 -=- 11,12<metallica48423> KFC would make billions 7,12 -=- 11,12https://www.wiiking2.com/ 7,12-=- 11,12DEVELOPERS 7,12-=-'
[18:25] <+Jeannee> WHY.
 

 

 

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[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))

[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <~Walnut>  :)))))))))))))
[18:25] <@antidote> ;O
[18:25] <+Jeannee> I HAVE DATED HIM ALREADY ONCE.
[18:25] <~Walnut> AHAHAHA SERIOUSLY?
[18:25] <+Jeannee> Yes.
[18:25] <@antidote> +big cppchriscpp
[18:25] <cpbot>                                                          
[18:26] <cpbot>                                  
[18:26] <cpbot>                                                        
[18:26] <cpbot>                                      
[18:26] <cpbot>                                            
[18:26] <cpbot> antidote made me do it!

[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.

[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] <~Walnut> 9,2 PENIS
[18:33] <~Walnut> 12,0502,07 06,08P13,09E04,03N05,10I07,11S08,12
[18:33] <~Walnut> etc etc etc
[18:33] <~Walnut> HAHAHA
[18:33] <~Walnut> Does he take msg?
[18:33] <@gm112> m
[18:33] <@gm112> <cppchriscpp> can I help you?
[18:33] <@gm112> yes
[18:33] <@gm112> MSG HIM
[18:33] <@gm112> GOGOOGOGO
[18:33] <+Jeannee> yes
[18:33] <~Walnut> -> *cppchriscpp* -asgard.kbfail.net:@#gdu- gm112 invited cppchriscpp into the channel.
[18:33] * cppchriscpp (admin@cpprograms.net) has joined #gdu
[18:33] <NagBot> cppchriscpp, welcome to your doom AKA #gdu
[18:33] <~Walnut> hi
[18:34] <cppchriscpp> what the FUCK do you want
[18:34] <~Walnut> Check the topic please
[18:34] <cppchriscpp> Err...
[18:34] <cppchriscpp> 99% sure she's taken
[18:34] <~Walnut> That is all
[18:34] <+Jeannee> Omg.
[18:34] * Walnut changes topic to '7,12-=- 11,12GAMERS 7,12-=- 11,12KINGS 7,12-=- 11,12https://forum.gd-u.com/7,12 -=- 11,12I am truly sorry for your lots7,12 -=- 11,12<metallica48423> KFC would make billions 7,12 -=- 11,12https://www.wiiking2.com/ 7,12-=- 11,12DEVELOPERS 7,12-=-'
[18:34] <+Jeannee> I fucking hate you two.
[18:34] <~Walnut>  :)
[18:34] <@gm112>  :))))))))))))))
[18:34] * Walnut sets mode: +v cppchriscpp
[18:34] <@gm112> cppchriscpp would you date vash pls
[18:35] * +Jeannee (Jeannee@kbf-D83DCB4B.eastlink.ca) has left #gdu
[18:35] <~Walnut> HAHA OH FUCK
[18:35] <@gm112> holy shit I'm wheezing
[18:35] <@gm112> I can't laugh anymore
[18:35] <+Rafa> ...okay, so I guess this turned into RMC
[18:35] <+cppchriscpp> Oh also I don't block invites
[18:36] <+cppchriscpp> I just wasn't here

 

 

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[01:02] <@yaldak> yo

[01:02] <@yaldak> fuck this shit i'm going DMZ
[01:02] * AquaBot sets mode: -q Walnut
[01:02] <@Walnut> HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[01:02] <@yaldak> i just wanna play now
[01:03] <+FISSURE> No, don't go to north korea
[01:03] <+metallica48423> XD
[01:03] <@gm112> LOL
[01:03] * AquaBot sets mode: -o Walnut
[01:03] <+FISSURE> thats never the answer

 

 

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Thanks GM =^_^= Good to see you too!"I wanna go down and make you happy, then come up slow and fuck you hard. Sincerly gas prices""Hey Sexy! Come on in, shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy all your needs. Love the Toilet"

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(02:17:19 PM) Jonathan Basniak: LOL WALLY

(02:17:22 PM) Jonathan Basniak: LUKE IS LIKE A PENGUIN

(02:17:28 PM) walnut100: YA

 

 

 

(02:24:32 PM) walnut100:

(02:24:45 PM) Jonathan Basniak:

(02:25:03 PM) Jonathan Basniak: That

(02:25:05 PM) Jonathan Basniak: ....

(02:25:08 PM) Jonathan Basniak: that is rafa

(02:25:12 PM) walnut100: RAFA RAFA RAFA

 

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(09:35:13 AM) Luke Hawthorne: do subaru legacy's exist over there?

(09:46:52 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Yes they do

(09:50:00 AM) Luke Hawthorne:   http://www.performancecar.co.nz/articles/subaru-legacy-rsk-b4-buyers-guide-150  

(09:50:09 AM) Luke Hawthorne: thinking of getting one of these when I can

(09:50:18 AM) Jonathan Basniak: From over here? XD

(09:50:27 AM) Luke Hawthorne: that would just be insane lol

(09:50:57 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Well..

(09:50:59 AM) Jonathan Basniak: are you insane?

(09:51:05 AM) Luke Hawthorne:   http://www.carsensor.net/usedcar/detail/CU1881588548/index.html?TRCD=100001  

(09:51:08 AM) Luke Hawthorne: not that insane lol

(10:03:38 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Are you going to go into racing? XD

(10:04:48 AM) Luke Hawthorne: maybe >: D

(10:04:53 AM) Luke Hawthorne: that would be fun though

(10:04:57 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Initial D clearly has influenced your brain

(10:04:59 AM) Luke Hawthorne: I love go kart racing lol

(10:05:02 AM) Jonathan Basniak: same here lol

(10:05:05 AM) Luke Hawthorne: not had the chance to do it much though

(10:05:09 AM) Jonathan Basniak: that would be fun, to take a car out to the drag race track

(10:05:11 AM) Jonathan Basniak: or even karting

(10:05:12 AM) Luke Hawthorne: it clearly has

(10:05:21 AM) Jonathan Basniak: I've been meaning to check out Initial D

(10:05:24 AM) Luke Hawthorne: drag race? that'd be boring as fuck lol

(10:05:28 AM) Jonathan Basniak: ya rite

(10:05:35 AM) Jonathan Basniak: What's your idea of a drag race?

(10:05:41 AM) Luke Hawthorne: you americans with your fear of corners

(10:05:54 AM) Jonathan Basniak: hahahahahahaaha

(10:05:58 AM) Jonathan Basniak: yeah ok

(10:06:07 AM) Luke Hawthorne: nascar blablabla

(10:06:10 AM) Luke Hawthorne: lol

(10:06:10 AM) Jonathan Basniak: fuck nascar

(10:06:14 AM) Luke Hawthorne: haha

(10:06:20 AM) Jonathan Basniak: That's for red neck hillbillies

(10:06:23 AM) Jonathan Basniak: aka stereotypical americans

(10:06:36 AM) Jonathan Basniak: who beat their wives.

(10:06:41 AM) Luke Hawthorne: :-(

(10:06:51 AM) Jonathan Basniak: XD

(10:06:54 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Your reaction

(10:06:55 AM) Jonathan Basniak: hahahaha

(10:07:05 AM) Jonathan Basniak: ":("

(10:07:07 AM) Jonathan Basniak: XD

(10:07:27 AM) Jonathan Basniak: who seriously programmed you

(10:07:32 AM) Jonathan Basniak: I want to find out

(10:07:40 AM) Luke Hawthorne: me

(10:11:28 AM) Jonathan Basniak: XD

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(10:43:48 AM) Luke Hawthorne: orly
(10:43:52 AM) Jonathan Basniak: ahahahaha
(10:43:56 AM) Jonathan Basniak: I can't have this conversation with you
(10:43:58 AM) Jonathan Basniak: you get all asian on me
(10:44:05 AM) Luke Hawthorne: lol
(10:44:17 AM) Jonathan Basniak: Lmfao that's going in the quotes thread
(10:44:18 AM) Jonathan Basniak: XFD
Luke Hawthorne is typing...

 

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This is not #GDU but it's worth saving for future reading because it's HILARIOUS. Names redacted for everyone's sanity

 

Convo 1 (Me and Human #1)

(8:05:25 PM) Human #1: So I went condom shopping for the first time in my life today
(8:05:28 PM) Human #1: XFD.
(8:06:32 PM) Walnut: lmbo
(8:06:42 PM) Walnut: You banged her without condoms?
(8:06:48 PM) Walnut: tricky business there
(8:06:55 PM) Human #1: yeah well, yeah.
(8:07:20 PM) Human #1: No longer doing that
(8:07:35 PM) Walnut: Good plan :P
(8:08:23 PM) Walnut: oh man I wonder what Human #2 has to say about this
(8:08:29 PM) Human #1: wat
(8:08:38 PM) Walnut: (8:08:34 PM) Walnut: Human #2 what is your opinion on condom shopping
(8:08:40 PM) Walnut: LET'S FIND OUT
(8:08:58 PM) Walnut: I hope he's at work :)))

 

Convo #2: (Me and Human #2)

(8:08:34 PM) Walnut: Human #2 what is your opinion on condom shopping

(8:10:48 PM) Walnut: <Link to Live Discussion of Abortion Laws in North Carolina>
(8:10:54 PM) Walnut: They are debating abortion in North Carolina right now
(7/3/2013 12:17:51 AM) Human #2: So
(12:17:58 AM) Human #2: i had a string of odd messages from you and Human #1
(12:18:30 AM) Human #2: and then out of no where.. <P-Man> logged on, flooded my window with wanting to ass fuck and i replied and said i wanted ribbed condoms for assfucking and he immediately logged off.
(12:18:37 AM) Human #2: all this time, were you <p-man>? >.>;
(12:18:55 AM) Walnut: XFD
(12:19:00 AM) Walnut: That is amazing
(12:19:02 AM) Walnut: But no
(12:20:31 AM) Human #2: seriously
(12:20:37 AM) Human #2: it's the first time i've heard from him in...
(12:20:39 AM) Human #2: like five years?
(12:20:42 AM) Walnut: That's crazy
(12:20:58 AM) Human #2: all he says is "I want your dick in my ass, i'm creamy and wet" over and over
(12:21:03 AM) Human #2: so I finally reply (i am in a meeting)
(12:21:11 AM) Human #2: and I said exactly what i told you about ribbed condoms
(12:21:16 AM) Human #2: and boom he logs the fuck off.
(12:21:27 AM) Walnut: LMAO
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